Woodly.

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07/12/2017 at 15:26 • Filed to: Gettin' down with the brown

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Yes, I WOOD like this house.

Dohohohohohoho!


DISCUSSION (23)


Kinja'd!!! Stapleface > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/12/2017 at 15:28

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Nice looking house!

Although if I have to nitpick the driveway looks like it would be a PITA to do vehicle maintenance on.


Kinja'd!!! MoFinWiley > Stapleface
07/12/2017 at 15:30

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work on car IN the garage would be the goal


Kinja'd!!! garagemonkee > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/12/2017 at 15:31

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real carriage doors or fakey fakers?


Kinja'd!!! benjrblant > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/12/2017 at 15:42

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That’s an absurd amount of shingles / untouched shingled area. Kinda surprised there aren’t three or more faux dormers, one of which could probably do with a chandelier?


Kinja'd!!! Tripper > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/12/2017 at 15:51

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You would certainly never be BOARD in a house like that


Kinja'd!!! fintail > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/12/2017 at 15:51

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Is that a PNW style Pringles can of shame at right?

Kudos for a non-shake roof, pavers would look nice.


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/12/2017 at 15:53

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Kinja'd!!! Tekamul > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/12/2017 at 15:53

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This is for sale a couple miles from my house

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I wood so hard. I mean...

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Woodrow Wilson wood pine for this birch


Kinja'd!!! BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/12/2017 at 15:56

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But does it have a chandelier?

These are the questions Oppo needs answers to.


Kinja'd!!! jariten1781 > Tekamul
07/12/2017 at 16:05

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That island confuses me...there are drawers on the side and doors on the end...how does that work? Are they really shallow drawers so there’s usable storage behind the door, or a door that opens to a useless vertical space beside the drawer runners, or is it a purposeless door handle on an unmoving panel?


Kinja'd!!! Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > Tekamul
07/12/2017 at 16:12

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how much are they asking?


Kinja'd!!! Tekamul > jariten1781
07/12/2017 at 16:12

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That’s a TARDIS island.

Actually I think the end bars are fake, or for hand towels.


Kinja'd!!! Tekamul > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero
07/12/2017 at 16:17

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A stupid amount. $1.55M. But it’s on the water, on a point, in an association with beaches, pools, blah blah blah.


Kinja'd!!! Nick Has an Exocet > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/12/2017 at 17:23

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Where is this abouts ?

I think I’ve started to look for something with a garage in the Tahoe area.


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/12/2017 at 17:25

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American houses are so weird.

“Why yes, I would like my giant house to look like a barn”

“Paint my barn mansion in delicious poop colors, also, make sure the exterior looks like the interior of a cheap fast food joint”

“Give it massive mismatching roofs, oh yes, that’s what I need”


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Nick Has an Exocet
07/12/2017 at 17:55

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Union Hill


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07/12/2017 at 18:06

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Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > fintail
07/12/2017 at 18:59

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Nope, tis squarely square.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo
07/12/2017 at 19:00

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It had a few inside, nothing gaudy enough for me to share


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > garagemonkee
07/12/2017 at 19:01

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As fake as my threats to buy a nice car


Kinja'd!!! The Snowman > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/12/2017 at 19:47

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More or less gaudy than the one from my wedding?

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Kinja'd!!! Jonathan Harper > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/12/2017 at 20:50

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I can’t hide this massive garage boner.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > The Snowman
07/12/2017 at 21:54

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1 billion times less